Immense guilt. That is what I'm feeling.
I don't really need it. Well...kinda. Sorta. Well...yeah, I do. The one I use isn't mine. And it runs that other OS that I use but don't enjoy as much.
So...
I proudly announce my new child. No, It isn't a new dachshund. It's the new (well, new for me but not latest) Apple Macintosh Powerbook G3.
Hmmm...a name. My new child must have a name. Hensley 2: Electric Boogaloo? Nalabook? Dahcbook? Hmmm...so many possibilities.
But what you ask will Nala do with his new laptop? Well, write the next great screenplay of course. For you see, Nala's side project is none other than bringing his love of classical greek oral poetry to the masses.
Oh...Yes. You heard it here first. Nala's writing "Tamer of Horses" the store of my favourite hero Hektor of Troy.
I'm aim'n for a 2020 release date. Know'n Nala as I know Nala that'll be about the time I can finish it. That will be my fiftieth birthday present to myself.
So...new as yet non-christened Powerbook. Story ideas a plenty. Debt returning. Wow.
So...crank up the Morrisey...slit my wrists...and hope I win the lottery.