I have: really really horrible pains originating in the center of my back
I see: Hensley, Krypto the Superdog, and Siddartha staring at me
I hate: meatloaf
I miss: Earth-2
I wonder: how much longer I have to endure the horrors
I find: there is never enough time to clean up dachshund poopies
I want: that cathartic moment where I am no longer me anymore
I regret: not being able to do certain things better
I need: a center
I wish: the revolution would come sooner
I fear: meatloaf
I hear: the fan in my G4 tower and Gorillaz
I love: banana cream pie
I smell: a trash can that needs to be bleached badly
I crave: steak and eggs at Road House Annies or Tommy's
I feel: like a song by Morrissey
When was the last time I...
Talked to an ex: 5 minutes ago
Kissed someone: well, i think i kissed the meow
Were sarcastic: my life is an endless series of sarcastic moments
Laughed: I think I laughed at Pickett last night
Cried: oh, almost daily
Had a nightmare: I don't remember
Danced: Years ago
Smiled: when I looked at the ass of our hippie chick server last night
Bought something? $31.50 worth of comics on geek-day
Last book you read: Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures
Last song you heard: Take Five by Dave Brubeck
Last movie you saw: American Beauty finally
Last thing you had to drink: coffee
Last time you showered: yesterday morning
Last thing you ate: raw tuna, last night was sushi night
Do you...
Smoke: Rarely anymore
Do drugs: during the dark times...before the rise of Nala v3.0
Live in the moment: truly a dream
Sleep with stuffed animals: they are on the shelf above the bed
Have sex: on occasion
Play an instrument: I don't think acoustic dachshund belly bang'n is "play'n an instrument"
Had a dream that keeps coming back: oh, you mean the horror of this life?
Believe there is life on other planets: Yes.
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? No. Not really.
Consider yourself tolerant of others: For about 5 minutes. And then...that's when the acid kicks in.
Remember your first love? Yes.
Have any straight friends? Almost entirely.
Read the newspaper? Daily.
Still love your first love? Yes, in many ways. I think it is impossible not to.
Believe in miracles: No.
Have a favorite candy? No.
Wish on stars? No (But I wish Starman was still being written!)
Believe in God: No, I managed to get over this hurdle.
Believe in magic: Didn't she die of the Legacy virus in X-Men?
Believe in astrology? No. But am intrigued by aspects of personalities.
Like the taste of alcohol: I am not much of a drinker.
Hate yourself? Not myself. I just have my inability to create change.
Talk to strangers who IM you: I torment them.
Have any bad habits: Still bite fingernails and tend to try and fart around Matt when he cannot escape.
Like your handwriting: Hahahaha. No. It is unreadable.
Collect anything? Comics and occasionally some cool toys.
Have a secret crush? I still fancy the all being master of time space and dimension every now and then.
Have any piercings? Had several. All closed.
Have any tattoos: No. Just doesn't do anything for me.
Go to church: Only as dictated by funeral/wedding protocol.
Have any pets: Naladahc's Hensley Chu.
Wear hats: No. I do not have a head for hats.
Pray: No.
Believe in ghosts: I believe in the conservation of energy and mass.
Care about looks? Would I be wasting time at a computer if I did?
Believe in Satan: No. (However, I do love the Lucifer comic!)
Believe in witches? No. And did you know it takes about a year to get pagan evil out of one's house too? Yup!
Have a best friend: I am not the friendly type.