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Taunton High pair miss bowl, punt whole season for potty antics (Boston Herald)

A pair of Taunton High School jocks got dumped from the varsity football team yesterday when administrators busted them for urinating on the freshman squad's equipment.

The duo soiled shoulder pads, jerseys and cleats, and even defecated on the locker room floor, during the Friday afternoon stunt, Superintendent Donald Cleary said.

Both students, identified as sophomore and junior members of the varsity team, received a four-day suspension from school. They'll also split the cost of cleaning the locker room and replacing the tainted equipment, Cleary said.

"I had two sad, sad faces come out of my car," Fagan said. "It's a real downer for them."

Your kids pissed and shit all over other kids' equipment.

What the fuck! Sad faces should be just the start of what they will have!