Kinda going like this today...
CleanSo I've taken the day off in preparation of what I am now calling "Nala's Big Ass Cook-Out" this Sunday.
The cleanest it's been
An end to the hair
That the cats leave all there
Now that it's clean
You know what I mean
I've broken my fall
Put an end to it all
I've changed my routine
Now it's clean
I don't understand
Where this meowiness ends
I'm starting to grasp
What is on my own floor
I don't claim to know
Where this damn cat hair goes
I just know that I like
What is starting to show
Sometimes ...
Clean ...
As years go by
All the cat hair inside
Twist and the turn
As the broom sweeps the tide
I don't advice
And I don't criticize
I just know what like
With my own eyes
Sometimes
Clean
Sometimes
Put away a lot of shit in the kitchen. Wiped down the walls. And I've just mopped the floor.
I've done 4 loads of laundry and brought up all of the clean stuff to be put away.
That leaves general house cleaning and cleaning and arranging the deck.
Hell, I've even brought up the chairs from the basement.
Now the cat hair... well I don't know how many times I've swept the kitchen but everytime I look there's a cat-hair-bunny popping up.
I swear... it is impossible to be free of cat hair. I should rename this the House of Cat Hair.
I've done what I can and just mopped the remainder.
Ack!
Comments (3)
Ha! That is hysterical. I love a good Depeche Mode song parodied with kitties.
Posted by evebird | September 3, 2004 5:29 PM
Posted on September 3, 2004 17:29
C'mon now. That is one shitty parody.
Posted by Nala | September 3, 2004 9:24 PM
Posted on September 3, 2004 21:24
Jen wants you to save the cat hair so she can grow her very own Chester-Molester. She'll provide a plastic baggie...
Posted by Mr. T | September 5, 2004 8:47 AM
Posted on September 5, 2004 08:47