naladahc | tripping along the golden path

Ok. In my sorta-kinda diatribe against my cable TV programming post a week or so ago Creesto informed me that Shadowbox Wired, the televised version of our very own local Shadowbox Caberet is on a lot of Cowland cable stations, airing mostly late nights.

I didn't even know this was on so a big thanks to Creesto for informing me of this.

Time to set the TiVo to record these shows.

And speaking of cable tv, let me rant a minute about SOAPNet.

Listen SOAPNet... 5-6pm every weekday is Snots time.

Got that?

Ok. Now don't go putting on your home grown shitty original programming and taking quality Snots episodes off at random.

Got that!

Five days a week at 5 is Nala Snots time.

Now if you want, you may run Snots at 3 or 4am as long as you run it in its entirety until the end of Season 14.

I have a lot of sitting on my ass invested in your rerunning this series and I do not take kindly to those who don't take kindly of running this show in order and until completion.

I won't mind as much if you do not have the rights to the Back To The Cul-De-Sac and Knots Landing: Reunion "movies" because they pretty much sucked the balls.

But damn you SOAPNet... if you mess with my Snots watching I will put you on the "Official List Of Organizations To Be Purged When Nala Becomes Leader", or OLOPWNBL.

And believe me... if you end up on that list... one day you'll be forced to play nothing but episodes of Snots, Seasons 1 and 2 of the original Transformers: More Than Meets The Eye, and Beast Wars!!!

Don't bring down my wrath!