naladahc | tripping along the golden path

The Big Ass Grill of Love!!!

For Prometheus came down from on high and brought new fire capabilities to me allowing my manhood to increase to enormous size!!!

Yes. T'will be good grillin this weekend at the cookout.

And Asa will get our old grill and can use it until it dies into many pieces of falling apartness. She served us well but now we need more manly burning power.

Hensley and I assembled the grill in the living room while I also watched Tivo'd episodes of Coupling.

All in all it was pretty simple to put together and I even got a big old chain and lock to make sure it isn't stolen from the back yard. However, I can't convey what a pain in the ass it would be to try and steal this grill.

Really. It would be!

Oh. And the Half-Ass $20 Bench has been assembled and now has found a home on the freshly scrubbed front porch.

While I think kids would be fine on it my fat ass (though much less fatter then before) would do well to avoid it.

But it makes the porch look better. I'll give it that.