I have absolutely no need for any USB flash drives but this may need to be purchased to store just one thing on it: the worlds worst pr0n picture ever (whatever that may be)!
I find the tought of this thing containing only 1 file and that file being the most bizarre and strange thing ever to be utterly fascinating.
I'll then bury it deep in the ground so that one day, thousands of years later, an anthropologist will dig it up and wonder "what the fuck?!?!".