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We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Thanks to a worldy and beneficial San Franciscan I now know what a banana is. I had only heard the perjorative term "twinkie" previously so my negative vocabulary is now +1.

And I have once again fallen in love with UrbanDictionary.com.

I had forgotten about this site. What a great time waster.

I'm very happy that the Polish are well-represented here with such terms as: Polish Bike Ride, Polish Broadway Show, Polish Falcon, Polish sixpack, Polish twins, Polish thunderstorm, and my personal favorite Polish Lemonade Stand.

But I think Retardo Montalban could move up in the charts of my inner monologue pretty fast.

And vaginamite? Pure gold.

Comments (5)

Max Power Author Profile Page:

That's a whole side of your Polish heritage that thankfully has never been shared.

I am now schooling myself on my Irish heritage...

Naladahc Author Profile Page:

I'll tell you all you need to know about the Irish: they are drunk loud bastards that only eat potatoes and wear green.

kelmeister Author Profile Page:

I WANNA BE A STEREOTYPE!!!

Oh, wait, I'm a slit.

Max Power Author Profile Page:

- I had mashed potatoes with my dinner last night
- I'm wearing a green shirt today

All that's left is to go home and get drunk, and my stereotype trifecta is complete!

T Wade:

Urban dictionary is so fine... for a political laugh or two check out the following words / definitions:

laura bush
lynne cheney
aunt tomasina
hillary possum

whoop whew.

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