If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

I've spent a good chunk of the day realizing that I owe quite a lot to George Carlin.

I was 11 or so when I found Class Clown and An Evening with Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slaszoat the Toledo Public Library and well... let's just say that exposure to his observations at such a young age was quite a turn.

I'd have to say that indeed, he shaped my general outlook on life and most of all especially my distrust of religion.

Funny when ya put the pieces together and you realize the things that influenced who and what you are.

The robot thing? I firmly lay the blame on The Cousin for that!